so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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