Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
my liver is dry heaving
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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