talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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