where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
