Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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