Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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