oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
