Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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