sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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