Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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