why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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