so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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