So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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