Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
