Small penises have feelings too.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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