It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Randomize
