we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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