i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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