Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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