We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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