talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
it was like eating out sand paper
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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