dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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