At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Randomize
