We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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