people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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