my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Do vagina's smell?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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