1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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