marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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