batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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