talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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