I have demons in me.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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