Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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