it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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