the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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