This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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