On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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