So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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