every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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