Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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