Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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