I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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