Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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