let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He passed out mid-signature
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
