i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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