Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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