it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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