Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
oh god was she eating orange peels again
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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