its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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