I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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