He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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