The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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