I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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